It’s not always what you see
And society’s trying to make us want to match up to these women, who aren’t even real.
I thought it said “Oh hot Damn this is my Jam..At first I was like
“oh hot reservoir
this is my jelly”and it didn’t make sense
but then it did
I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this.
How can you not reblog this?
hipsters: Im not a hipster, but i can make your hips stir!
me: Im not water but i'll fucking drown you
